UPS licks balls

Why does UPS lick balls? Because they FAILED TO DELIVER MY HARRY POTTER BOOK ON JULY 21 AS AMAZON HAD PROMISED AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT TO READ IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

I have already written a pissy email to Amazon informing them that I expect a full refund for my order. I don't know when I'll get my book because we are driving around a good chunk of the Midwest visiting family and friends. I may just have to break down and buy a second copy.

I am hereby staying away from all major news media and blogs that might reveal anything that happens in book 7 - that includes the comment roll in this entry in case anyone's feeling feisty - because I want to find everything out for myself.

Don't anyone dare call me and tell me what happens.

Comments

Animal said…
Well, *I* heard Harry leaves Hogwarts and takes Roy's place...or was that Seigfried...?
Becca said…
I read on CNN.com today that Amazon pledged to fully refund anyone who did not get the book delivered on time as promised.

Oh, and Hermione is a dude!
Ron grows up, gets really buff and goes to work as a stripper at an S&M club. He nightly invites people to chain him up and "beat the weasel".

Yeah, UPS didn't bother to inform anyone that they were teaming up with the post office to deliver the books, so I sat in my house, fuming, until finally at 6:30 I called UPS, when they informed me that the book was being delivered with regular mail. So, I sat in my house, eagerly on edge, wanting my damn book, only to discover it had been patiently waiting for me for the past 4.5 hours in the mail box.

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